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Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up
Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”
yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark
your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
Yo mamma so fat, she has to enchant her panties into a portkey to get out of a chair
Yo mama so fat it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her
yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway
Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim
Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry
Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name
Yo Mamma is so fat that even the Dementors can’t suck out her soul in one sitting
Yo Mama so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”
Yo momma so fat even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes
Your momma so dumb, they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham
Yo momma so old, there ain't an Age Line that can stop her.
your family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!
Yo mamma so fat, she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.
Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"
Yo momma so ugly, no one can tell when she's an Animagus.
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